Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te Share Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich Safari Gaddi Mang Layi Hove!
Urdu Mein Arz Kiya Hai: Woh Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi; Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye Toh Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon! Punjabi Explanation in Short: MAIN DUJJI LABH LAYI!
Kinni Ajeeb Gall Hai - Kandh Vichh Traid Pai Jaave Ta Kandh Digg Paindi Hai; Par Rishteyian Vich Traid Pai Jave Ta Kandhan Khadiyan Ho Jandian Ne!
Ik Kudi Mainu Kehndi - Tussi, Mera Dil Ta Nai Todoge? Main Keha - Kamliye, Assi Sara Din Dakka Ni Tod De, Tera Dil Ki Todange!
Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Diyo, Mera Viyah Ho Geya Hai. Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi!
Doctor Kehnda Savere Jaldi Utho... Umar Vaddhi Hai. Murga Savere Cheti Uthda Hai, Te Sham Nu Shaheed Ho Janda Hai. Vehma To Bacho Aaram Naal Utho!
Teacher: Jo Bachha 20 Tak Counting Sunaega Use Main Ek Kiss Dungi. Punjabi Bachha: Madam Ji, Mainu 100 Tak Aaundi Hai. Tussi Scheme Puri Dasso!
Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai... Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te 'Share' Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich 'Innova' Gaddi Mang Layi Hove!
Always speak truth to your parents and run away immediately after saying it... because the speed of . . . . . 'JUTTI' shall be certainly faster than you!