Killer pogo joke: . . teacher: why did you laugh.? . . boy: i saw a strap of your bra. . . teacher: get out. no class for you for a week. .. another boy laughs. teacher: why did you laugh? . . boy: i saw both straps. teacher: get out. no class for you for a month. .. she bends down to pick a chalk and little johnny starts walking out. .. teacher: johnny why are you going out.? . . johnny: with what i saw i think my school days are over....
.chambal ki ghati me mile mujhe 11 kiss . . .gaur farmaiyega . .chambal ki ghati me mile mujhe 11 kiss . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . all the investments r subject to market risks
Jindagi behaal hai, sur hai naa taal hai, msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Aap itrate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho sochte hai aap ko dinner par le jaaye par kya kare zalim tum khate bahut ho.
20000 index ki mahima nirali hai, suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai, ye kaisi diwali hai, sensex hai bhara bhara, par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.!
Tere pyar ka saya mere dil pe chaaya gor farmaiye tere pyar ka saya mere dil pe chaaya, tu 2 min ruk maine maggi banake aya
Interviewer- what is the recession? candidate- when wine and women replaced by water and wife. that critical stage of life is called recession…
Ladkiwale: hame aisa ladka chaiye jo kuch khata-pita na ho aur kuch galat kam na karta ho pandit: koi hospital mein chale jao aisa ladka to aapko icu ke emergency ward mein hi milega
Sardar goes to microsoft for an interview. interviewer which are the 3 version of java? sardar: mar java mit java lut java.
God: i’m making girls with hi-tech features, any suggestions? boys: yes, the heart should be “password protected” to avoid multiple users
Kehte hai khuda se kismat mango hunar nahi kyuki agar aap ki pass achi kismat ho to . . “kolavari” jaise gaane bhi hit ho sakte hai