If u r alone ,i’ll be ur shadow if u want a hug. i’ll be ur pillow if u need money wait for ur salary
Deadly pj: there were two friends “jo” n “wo” one day, jo got scared seeing a snake and suddenly wo died bcoz, jo darr gaya wo maar gaya
Son: dad, if u see a 10rs note and 5rs note on the road which one will you take? dad: ofcourse the 10rs note son: thats so stupid, why not take both the notes
Height of behaving cool professor to student: nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)