Sir:” akbar kaun tha ?? . . pappu:” pata nahin.. . . sir:” padhai ki taraf dhyan do.. . . . . pappu:” sir, love, pankaj, avinash, kaun hai ?? . . sir:” pata nahi.. . . . . pappu:” apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye.. teacher shocked… pappu rocked..
Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta chalti hai, . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . jab customer care wale kehte hai, "aap ka call hmare liye important hai kripiya line pr bne rahe"
What is the diff between "ghazal" & "lecture" ? every word spoken by the girlfriend is "ghazal" and every word spoken by wife is "lecture"
What is the diff b/w young age & old age? simple : in young age phone is full of darlings numbers. in old age : its full of doctors numbers.
How to create d biggest doubt in ur wife's mind 4 u ? just suddenly send her sms saying.. "i luv u too" (game over!)
Machchhar marne ka sabse aasan tariqa cheeni aur lal mirch ka mixture machar ko dein mixture khate hi wo pani ki talash main niklega jaise hi wo water tank k paas jaye use dhakka de do wo bheeg jayega aur khud ko dry karne k liye aag k paas jayega usi waqt aap aag me bomb phenk dein wo buri tarha zakhmi ho k hospital main admit ho jayega wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar dein machar mar jayega..... thanx ki zarurat nhi its my pleasure.:-j;-)
Paach chipkali ek deewar par hoti hai. tho us me ki ek chipkali gana gati hai.tho vo char chipkali neeche kyo girte hai. .................... .................... .................... .................... .................... .................... .................... .................... .................... .................... .................... kyoki vo char chipkali taali bajati hai.
Interesting indian cricketer?s names: . . . -ravi shas3 . . . -mahendra sing 2ni . . . -100rav ganguly . . . -sachin 10dulkar . . . -vvs 1,00,000sman . . . -mun1/2 patel
Ek ladki ne muje poke kiya, phir kya tha.. maine bhi use poke kiya, usne muje dubara poke kiya, me bhi kaunsa kam tha, maine use phir se poke kiya.. phir usne poke kiya, phir maine poke kiya, phir usne poke kiya, phir maine poke kiya, aisa 10 din tk chalta rha akhir kar.. ek din ladki ne haar manke muje frnd request bhej di aur me jeet gaya.. moral- ye jaruri nhi ki har story me moral ho
Ab batao inmey se santa kon hai..??? customer - ek colgate dena !! dukaandaar - konsa? customer -pepsodant! :s =d=))