How doctors propose on 14th feb? "will you bmi valentine?"
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? roberto!
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? because he would have to convert!
People say being a waiter is a bad job. ...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride? "damn that was a hard drive!"
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? a barbercue!
What do you call a ghost chicken? a poultry-geist!
What would you call a walking mosquito? an itch-hiker!
Christmas special: what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? frostbite!
What vegetables do librarians like? quiet peas!
Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die? pupils, they dilate!
What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in germany? the wurst kase scenario!