One liners Messages

When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?

What do you call a fat psychic?
a four-chin teller!

My czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess!

I tried to read a book today on the history of sellotape, but i couldn't find the beginning!

Lost another audio-book.
i'll never hear the end of it!

I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
it's a small scale operation!

What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?
bison!

Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?
because it's too wet to woo!

What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?
eggrolls!

Why does nobody talk to circles?
because there is no point!

The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
there will be no coffin at his funeral!

This morning, i accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
it's a small world!