What kind of shoes do artists wear? sketchers!
Any joke is a one-liner if the notebook you write it in is wide enough!
What do you call a bagel that flies? a plane bagel!
What do you do with a sick boat? take it to the dock!
Rip boiling water. you shall be mist!
Don't spell part backward. it's a trap!
For my next trick, i will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap. drum roll please!
Why are obtuse angles so depressed? because they are never right!
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
What would everyone say when ashish nehra retires - "end of a. nehra!"
I went to an indian restaurant for some garlic bread. but they had naan!
Bunty: bro, can you pass me that pamphlet? pappu: brochure!