Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it!
When there were 750 cases, it was the panic mode. now there are more than 3 lacs cases, we are on picnic mode! #coronavirus #unlock1.0
There is one thing common between the up police and our moms. "idhar aa, nahi maarungi!" #vikasdubeyencounter
If we continue wearing masks for more than 4-5 years, our future kids will think that mouth is a private part!
Corona virus symptoms basically are the same feelings you get when your wife is checking your phone. difficulty in breathing sweating profusely weakness headache stomach ache and when you are asked a question the dry cough starts!
Kolkata is witnessing two days lockdown in a week and every week the days are changing. this is a masterstroke by didi - every week the authorities will keep changing the lockdown days so that virus will not be able to guess which two days to attack. amazing! this is going to break the morale of the virus!
After a long journey of 8500 kms, the rafale jets finally reached ambala airbase yesterday. today the jets will be flown to chandigarh, sector 28 market, taken to fit extra accessories like rubber floor mats, dark tinted film, pioneer deck with 1 subwoofer, 2 speakers & 2 tweeters, mud flaps, air freshener, reverse horn and a small silver idol of modi on the dashboard. phew!