News and Politics Messages

Do not lie, do not steal, do not cheat.
the government hates competition!

India searching for its old gdp.
punjab searching for its old dgp!

Bmc demolishes kangana ranaut's office:
in the battle of goliaths, david takes the bullet!
#bharatforkangana

If indian journalism goes any lower, they will hit oil!

Breaking news:
the central government is requesting bmc to clear chinese encroachment at ladakh after seeing their quick action against kangana ranaut's office!

Anil ambani: i have just 1 car.
uk court: which car?
anil ambani: modi sar'car'!

Congratulations, trump!
you finally passed a test! #potuscovid

We tried an experiment here in texas. i asked my son to wear a biden 2020 t-shirt to see how he gets treated.
he has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!

The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.
it was quite the oar deal!

What is the fastest way to get trump to change a light bulb?
tell him obama installed it!

Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free corona vaccine offer!
#electionpromisebihar

Jab tak dawai nahi, tab tak dhilai nahi;
lekin jahan jahan election hain, wahan yeh apply nahi!
#covid19 #vaccine #biharelections