Me at the barbershop: barber: head massage kar du? me: kar do, kaun se tel se? barber: almond oil is for ₹250 me: navratna? barber: ₹150 me: coconut oil? barber: ₹100me: isse sasta nahi hai kuch? barber: oye chhotu, crude oil ka barrel nikaalo!
India markets now totally decoupled from world markets. dow fut +300 dax fut +300 nikkie +250 hangsang +400 nifty -300 #atamnirbhar
At this point i would feel safer if the cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the government.
By imposing 9:00 pm to 5:00 am curfew timings, modi ji has turned the whole country into a girls' hostel!
Bahut din rehne wale mehmaan ki izzat kam ho jaati hai. kuch aisa hi iss virus ke saath bhi hua hai. koi seriously ab isse le hi nahi raha!
Heck of a job, donald. you have managed to bring back the 1918 pandemic, the 1929 depression, and the 1968 race riots all at the same time!
The spread of covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. how dense the population is. 2. how dense the population is.