For Men Who Think: A woman's place is in the kitchen. Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she decides her dress and finishes putting on her makeup!
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
A woman is always right. Sometimes they may be confused, stubborn, misinformed and senseless, but they are never wrong!
Rules for love: For Men: You have to know her to love her! For Women: You have to love him to know him!
A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing... and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything!