Men and Women Messages

Women speak because they want to speak,
whereas men speak when allowed to speak!

"Divided By Ego, United By Gossips" - Women "Divided By Women, United By Liquor" - Men

For all the women:
If you want him to treat you like a queen then you should also start treating him like a king!

Men may get over their Ex.
They can never get over their Xbox!

Believe it or not, being a man is a terribly difficult task...
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since it consists principally dealing with women!

On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women!

A man's face is his autobiography;
A woman's face is her work of fiction!

If men were meant to be controlled, they would have come with a remote control!

Men and women were created equal;
Buy women continued to improve!

Men are nice people. It's proven by Friendship Day survey results.
88% wives hate their husband's friends;
Whereas 98% husbands love their wife's friends.

On an Average Men Spend...
30% of life Sleeping
29% of life Working
And balance is spent...
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Apologising to Women!

Who are Men?
Woh Jo Narak Mein Bhi Mile Toh Kahe, "Abe! Yamraj Ki Wife Dekhi? Aag Hai Aag"!

Who are Women?
Woh Jo Swarg Mein Bhi Mile Toh Kahe, "Apsara Dekhi? No Dressing Sense at all"!