A tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds.. a cat came there and danced. tiger asked who r u ? cat said: i was also a tiger before my marriage.......
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -the bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -the married man comes home,takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator
For the bride and groom love is like a rose, the joy of all the earth! may your love grows more beautiful with every passing year!! best wishes to both of you!!!
Man : is there any way for long life? doctor : get married. man : will it help? doctor : no, but the thought of long life will never come.
The definition of marriage: the marriage is, in which one is always true............. and second one is always husband.....
Banta owned a factory. he issued orders that only married men would be employed. friend asks: why this ? bant reply: because married men are more obedient.
After a marriage, a husband said to his wife, you know,i was a fool when i married you. she replied, yes dear, i know but i was in love and didnt notice.
A sardar owned a factory. he issued orders dat only married men would be employed. emplyes asks: why you implement this rule ? srdar replied: coz married men r more obedient than un married.
It’s funny when people discuss love marriage vs arranged. it’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
A little kid asks his dad, “daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “no idea,” replied the father, “i’m still paying for it…”
Thought of the day.... "a marriage is successful when it wud be between a blind wife nd a deaf husband...." ;->