Golden rule:- ‘to be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. to be happy with a woman, love her a lot and do not try to understand her :)”
Wife: darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? husband: let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
The equation of marriage: 7 glance = 1 smile 7 smile = 1 meeting 7 meeting = 1 kiss 7 kisses = 1 proposal 7 proposal = 1 marriage – and that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. so beware of glance!
1 day a man inserted an‘advertisement’ in d local classifieds:“wife wanted” next day he received a hundred letters. dy all said d same thing:you can have mine.
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “yes dear”
Hight of optimism... a man marrying his own secretary thinking that.. she will still follow his orders as before ..!! :)
True relatives always stand behind you during bad times. check your marriage album. all your relatives were standing behind you !! :)
Height of "bad luck" a boy 'n girl met last time for their break up. girl's father caught them... now they are married couple..!! :)
Things in boys' room before marriage: perfumes love letters laptops cards n95 after marriage: pain killers loan papers unpaid bills nokia 1202!
3 important stages of life... before marriage- 'mad for each other' during marriage- 'made for other' after marriage- 'mad because of each other'.. !
Who is lucky lover in dis world? a person loves a girl without proposing her, but finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage. !