A famous writer said love is like a long sweet dream n marriage is an alarm clock" so have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes u up happy unmarried life
Love marriages are never success cuz they never had a pain marriages are made in heaven thats true! cuz i had failed.
Don't marry the person you want to live with... marry the one you cannnot live without... but whatever you do, you will regret it later.
Santa singh tried to light his cigarette. he struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. he tried another, it didnt light too. the third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “what for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man. santa replied, “thats a lucky match stick. ill use it again.”
May you grow in love n friendship through the years listening, learning, leaving room 4 change yet always close enough to whisper. best wishes on your marriage!
Why do indian women want same husband in next life too?? . . bcoz . . efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)
Why government do not allow a man to marry 2 women. because per constitution, you can not be punished twice for the same mistake.
Husband: judge sahab mujhe divorce chahiye, meri biwi ne 1 saal se mujh se baat nahi ki, judge: phir soch lo, aisi biwi qismat walon ko milti hai.
What a married man says after years of marriage:- my marriage is made of trust nd understanding, she doesn’t trust me nd i dont understand her.
Life before marriage is airtel ” u can express ur self “. during honeymoon is reliance- ” always get in touch “. after honeymoon is hutch ” wherever u go ur wife network follows”. after one year life is idea ” ur wife can change ur life “. after 10 years life is bsnl ” subscriber is not reachable “?
Men want 3 qualities in wife: 1)economist in kitchen 2)artist in home 3)devil in love. but they get: 1)artist in kitchen 2)devil in home 3)economist in love.