What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm ? ? ? ? think again ? ? ? ans: dono k baad din badal jaate hain. :)
Man at medical store:i need poison chemist: i can’t sell you that man shows his marriage certificate . . . chemist: oh! sorry, i didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Why do we all marry? because romance is not the only element of life. we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity nd tragedy of life.
A person who surrenders when he’s wrong, is honest. a person who surrenders when not sure, is wise. a person who surrenders even if he’s right, is a husband.!!
Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. husband is liver nd wife is kidney. if liver fails, kidney fails. if kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
How a single mistake can ruin your life. husband went to europe… and sent sms to his wife. “i am having a wonderful time, wish you were “her” (here).
Boy friend is fun, nd husband is gun, boy friend is light of moon, nd husband is month of june, boy friend is tooty fruity, nd husband is qismat phooti.
Boy: yes. at last. it was so hard to wait. girl: do you want me to leave? boy: no! don’t even think about it. girl: do you love me? boy: of course! over and over! girl: have you ever cheated on me? boy: no! why are you even asking? girl: will you kiss me? boy: every chance i get! girl: will you hit me? boy: are you crazy! i’m not that kind of person! girl: can i trust you? boy: yes. girl: darling! after marriage – - – simply read from bottom to top
Q: during marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? a: he is given his last chance to run away…!!
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, and then look at neighbor in table n wish you”d ordered that….
Telling a lie is fault 4 a little boy an art 4 a lover a n accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a matter of survival 4 a married man
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. a little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. she goes tuesdays, i go fridays.