Husband- roj roj khaane me baal se tang aa gaya hoon... agar kal se ek bhi baal aaya to sajni se ghajini bana doonga
"papa g,shadi me kul milakr kitna kharch hota hai ?" . "pta nhi bete... . . . . me to abhi tak chuka rha hu !!":d
Dedicated to all married men- apni biwi se romantic guftagu karna aisa hi he jaise.. kisi aisi jagah khujana, jahan khujli ho hi na rahi ho.
Shadi s h a d i s- setting band, h- himmat khatam, a- aazadi samapt, d- dimaag kharab, i- imtihaan shuru, jinki ho gyi bhog lo jinki nhi hui wo soch lo.
Love marrige: raat k waqt shohar: paani pilao biwi paani lenay gai, shohar ko neend aa gai, biwi saari raat paani ka gilass pakray khari rahi, subah shohar ki aankh khuli to dekh kar bohat khush hova aur bola! maango kya maangti ho? biwi: kaminay talaaq de.. :d
Shadi se pehle-shadi ke baad-1 pehle- dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge baad- baaki log sukhi ho jayenge pehle- badshah baad- yes boss
Shadi se pehle-shadi ke baad-2 pehle- maine pyar kiya baad- maine pyaar kyun kiya? pehle - soldier baad - gulaam
Shadi se pehle-shadi ke baad-3 pehle- hum aapke dil main rehte hain baad- hum apke ghar main rehte hain pehle- taj mahal baad- purani haweli
Shadi se pehle-shadi ke baad-4 pehle- aao pyar karen baad- aur bhi kuch kaam karen? pehle- chandramukhi baad- jwaalamukhi
Before marriage in dabangg . . sonakshi ke nain : tere mast mast do nain. . . . . after marriage in dabangg 2 sonakshi ke nain: dagabaj re haye tore naina bade dagabaj re. . . . . . moral: shadi ke baad acche accho ki bhi ankhe khul jati hai. :d
A health forum speaker asked: which food causes the most suffering for years, after eating it? after a long silence, an old man answered: wedding cake.
For a special couple on your wedding day love grows deeper, stronger, and more beautiful when it is planted by god...