Aik admi raat doston ki mehfil se late ghar gaya next day friends ne pocha wife ne kuch kaha to nahi? aadmi: kuch khas nahi ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.
Pati: main tang aagaya hon, tum humesha mera ghar, meri car, he kehti rehti ho. kabhi hamara bhi keh diya karo. ab almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho? biwi: hamara dupatta.
Ek ghar se hamesha hasne ki awaz ati ksi ne khush-gwar zindgi ka raz pucha pati bola:mri bv mje joote se marti hy lag jaye to wo hansti hai. na lage to main.
Thapr mar k naraz wife se husband bola: admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai wife husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli: aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...
Biwi: kyon na hum apni shadi ki saal-girah par daawat k liye bakra katwaen. shohar: ghalti to main ne ki hai, to saza us ghareeb ko kyon den.
Sawaal: biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? jawab: taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
Airport per pati apni b.v ko recieve karny aaya: biwi: dekho woh couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai. pati: woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, recieve karnay nahi..
Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage? jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.
Wife: tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota? husband: nahi maine kabhi kisi ka bura nahi sochta.
Wife: main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon. mujhe lene kab a rahe ho? husband: 15 din baad...
Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.
Pati :- main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu. patni:-chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.