Hazaro ladkiya aati hain hazaro jati hain hazaro hasti hain hazaro rulati hain. lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai jo doli me aati hai aur gale parr jati hai.
In court judge said to women: u r really brave,daaku ko buhat maara tumne woman: mujhe kya pata daaku tha, me samjhi mera pati ghar dair se aaya hai.
Jo hameshan hansta rehta hai us ko "hans mukh" kehtay hain. aur jis ka hansna bilkul band ho gaya ho us ko "husband" kehtay hain..
A beggar- oh sundari ! andha hoon. sawa paanch rupya de de.. "husband said 2 his wife- de de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
Shaadi me dulhe k saath barati q jate hain ? . . . . q ki log kehte he ke kisi ke sukh . me jao na jao par . dukh me zarur jaana chaahiye
Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai? simple love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. aur arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
Tapo slanto said- kawary ki aik din ki zindagi shadishoda ki 50 sal zindagi sy bahtar hay? . yaken nahe ata tu azma kar dakh lo:)
In train a hasband to his wife hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun. samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bharay bazar mei "a.g" kiun kehti ho? biwi: ab bharay bazar mei "abey ghaday" kahun gi to kia acha lagay ga.
Life before marriage is airtel " u can express ur self ". during honeymoon is reliance- " always get in touch ". after honeymoon is hutch " wherever u go ur wife network follows". after one year life is idea " ur wife can change ur life ". after 10 years life is bsnl " subscriber is not reachable "?????????
Wife: darling! kuch saal pehle mera figure coke bottle jesa tha. husband pakad kar: figure to aaj bhi coke jesa he hai, pehle regular bottle thi, ab jumbo pack.