Aey khuda mere wo tamaam gunha maaf karma . . . . jin ki wajah se meri shadi ruki hui hai note- shadi shuda log "ruki" lafz hataa kar padhe:
Samay par ghar jao to khana garam or biwi thandi milti h late jao to khana thanda or biwi garam milti he boliye janab, khana garam chahiye ya biwi
Gf – chand kya 6? bf – 2 6. 1 upr ane 1 tu. marriage pachi, ptni – chand kya 6? pati – badi 60? tya upr su taro bapo tourch lai ne ubho 6 ?
Husband: meri bv gum ho gae hay! post master: andhay ye post office hay, police station jao. husband: maaf kejeay ga khushi may smjh nai a rha kidhar jaaon?
What is marriage? ans: 1 year:-alpenlibe-ji lalchaye raha na jaye. 2 year:- kinetic-sab ki hawa nikal de. 3 year:-chlormint- dobara mat puchna…..
Hazaro ladkiya aati hai hazaro jati hai hazaro hasti hai hazaro rulati hai lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai jo doli me aati hai
1 aurat dosri se: mujhy apny shohar pe shak hai, wo kisi larki se milta hai. . . 2nd: phir tum kya karogi? . . 1st: mai aaj he apny boyfriend ko shohar k peechy lagati hon.
Kisi ki yaad aye - yaad karo zyada aaye - sms karo aur zyada aaye - phone karo aur b zyada aaye - milo use b zyda aaye - pyar karo usse b zyada aaye - shadi karo. phir kabhi yaad nahi ayegi.
Wife::tum rat ko sotay mein mjhe galian de rahy thay?? . husbnd:nahi! tumhen galat fehmi hui hai . wife: kesi galat fehmi?? . husband: yehi k main soya hua tha
Girlfrnd: chand kitny hoty hain? . boyfriend: 2 1 tum or 1 wo upar . after meriage . wife: chand kitny hoty hain? . husband: andhi ho, nazr nhi aata 1 hi hota hy. !
Wife:suna he k janat me husband k sath wife ko nahi rhne dete . husband! sahi suna he . wife: aisa kyun ? . husband:arey pagli isi liye to usy janat kehte hein.
Man before marriage is like airtel.... "aisi azaadi aur kahaan" . after marriage he's like vodafone... "whereever u go our network follows."