Tcher:shadi kya hai? stdent:kunwaro k liye"alpenlibe" jee lalchaye raha na jaye: aur shadisuda k liye "cloromint"dubara mat puchna.. pranab
Sajti rahe khushiyo ki mehfil, har mehfil khushiyon se suhani bani rahe, aap zindgi me itane khush rahe, ki khushi bi apki diwani bani rahe
Hotho pe aaj hasi khil aayi he pyar ki kimat ab samaj me aayi he zamane wale bi na kar payenge hume alag agar rab ne hamari jodi banayi he
Mein beti bankar aayi hoon maa-baap ke jeevan mein basera hoga kal mera kisi aur ke aangan mein kyon yeh reet bhagwan ne banayi hogi kehte hain aaj nahi toh kal tu parayi hogi ...de kar janam pal-poskar jisne hamein bada kiya aur waqt aaya toh unhi haathon se hamein vida kiya betiya isse samajhkar paribhasha apne jeevan ki bana deti hai abhilasha ek atoot bandhan ki kyon rishta hamara itna ajeeb hota hai kya bas yahi hum betiyon ka naseeb hota hai...
Muskilon se ghirkar bhi kabhi, aapka saath na chhodenge, agar qayamat bhi aayegi kisi, mod pe to uska rukhmodenge, yun to hum kabhi kisi se kabhi wada nahin kiya karte, par aapse kiye huye har, ek waade ko kabhi natodenge.
Wife:what is 10 years with me? husband:a second. wife:what is $1000 for me? husband:a coin. wife: ok give me a coin. husband:wait a second
Marriage tip: if wife wants to get husband’s attention, just look sad & uncomfortable. if husband wants to get wife’s attention, just look comfortable & happy
A common q asked by the married people is life beautiful ? yes,life is beautiful.. but terms & conditions of wife is applied..lolz...
Ek pareshan pati apni patni se kehta hey.... apni marji se jeene nahi deti hai.... . . aur . . karwa chouth vrat rakh ke marne bhi nahi deti hai...
Sonu:mai bahut pareshan hu yaar, monu:kya hua? sonu:mai kuch bhi krta hu to meri biwi beech me aa jati hai. monu-ek kaam kar tu car chala ke dekh le.