Santa: jab shadiyan swarg me tay hoti hain to nark me kya tay hota hai? banta: nark me shadi ke baad ke din tay hote hain.
Biwi to pati-tum abhi dinnar karna chahte ho pati-ha..ha,lekin ye to batao khane ki chezo me choice kya hai patni-ha..ya na..
Evolution of man : shadi se pehle :hero no. 1 shadi k baad : coolie no. 1 shadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya shadi k baad : ye maine kya kiya ?? shadi se pehle : janeman mat jao shadi k baad : jaan mat khao shadi se pehle : tum bin raha na jaye shadi k baad : tum ko saha na jae
New weddings style nikah: molvi: do you agre to change your facebok status from single to married? boy: yes! yes! yes! girl: yes! yes! yes! molvi: congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. you are now husband and wife you may now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forget to tag me!;-)
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.? it is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins…
Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai? simple love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. aur arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
A couple before marriage 'mad' for each other … after marriage 'made' for each other … and a few years later 'mad' because of each other…
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute "happy anniversary"
Shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi, taj mahal banana tha par mumtaj mili nahin. ek din kismat khuli shadi huyi, ab taj banana hai-par mumtaj marti nahin.
Pakistan me shadiyan maa baap ki mrzi se hoti hain isliay dulha k lie dulhan srprize hoti hai ghoongat uthane k bad . ya to . ashwariya . ya phr . jaysuriya... heart
Ladki ki vidai ke waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai “ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai” dulha bolta hai: don’t worry jate hi loot lunga