Pappu ne car li loan pe, loan nahi chuka pane se bank wale car utha ke le gaye pappu rote hue, 'pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le ke karta'.
Dawa aur daru mein kya antar hai? dawa girlfriend hai, "jisme expiry date hoti hai" aur daru wife hai, "jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".
Aeroplane - wright brothers cycle - macmillan telephone - graham bell telescope - galileo tv - baired love - adam marriage - dhundo saale ko pakad ke maarenge.
Bivi gusse me- dekh lena tumko narak me bhe jagah nahi milegi. santa-aree thik hai waise bhi mai har jagah tere sath aana bi nhi chahta
Ek aadami bhagwan se - aapne bachpan cheen liya, jawani cheen lee, paisa chhen liya , ek biwi dee hai bhool gayee kya ?
Kisi bhi aadmi ko usaki fati chappal, purane libas aur roti hui surat ki wajah se gareeb mat smajho, ho sakta hai woh.... shadi shuda ho...
Newly married wife husband se: tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai. husband: ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.
Ek scientist ne shaadi kya hoti hai, ye samjhne ke liye shadi kar li.. aur shadi k bad wo aaj tak ye nahi samajh paya k.. science kya hota he.
Shaadi karna utna hi aasan he jitna ki loose motion karna aur nibhana utna hi mushkil jitna use rok ke rakhna....
1aadmi god se tune bachpana diya cheen liya, jawani di cheen li paisa diya wapas le liya, ab ye biwi di he to dekar bhool gaya kya.
Whats wife.? wife langar k parshad k jaisi hoti hai.jis me chahte huye b koi nukks nhi nikal sakte,shhradha or majburi k sath chup chaap khaye jao
Gujarati wife : shahjahan ne mumtaz ki yaad me tajmahal banaya, aap mere marne k baad kya bandhyege..?? ! ! husband: manju mausi ka tiffin