A line written on a husband's t shirt : all girls are devil but my wife is queen.. . . . . . . . of them..
A successful marriage is based on give & take: where husband gives money, gifts, dresses n wife takes it & where wife gives advices, lectures, tensions & husband takes it..!!
Puri life ko sudharne k liye 1 wife kafi he par 1 wife ko sudharne k liye puri life b kam he -swami dukhiya nandji
Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! now they are called husbands!
Bhagwan harek ke ghar jake use prem nahi de shakta.. isliye usne maa banai.. ussi tarah harek ke ghar jake bhagwan saza nahi de sakte, ... isliye patni banayi
Police: hame aap k ghar ki talashi leni hy, pata chala hy k aap k ghar mai koi dehshat gard hy. husband: khabar to pakki hy, per abhi woh maikay gai hui hy....
What is the difference between poetry and essay? any word uttered by a girlfriend is a poetry while anything said by a wife is an essay.
Similarities between wife and exam - 1. lots of questions 2. difficult to understand 3. always require detailed explaination 4. result always unexpected.
Old man marries a young girl. one person asks the girl, "what did you see in him for marriage?" girl: firstly his "in-come", secondly his "din-kam" (less days).
When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally, without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are married..
Mom to children: i will give the gifts to the one who will listen to me and will not utter a word before me children: oh no! it means that dad will get all the gifts.