Whats a marriage?? a marriage is an agreement where the men's lose their bachelors and woman gain their masters.
Achhi patni aur bhoot ek jaise hote hai, kyunki, inki baate toh sab karte hai , par aaj tak dekha kisine nahi......
Shaadi wale din juta chhupane ki rasam kyun hoti hai? dulhe ko aakhri chance diya jata hai ki.. ab bhi waqt hai, nange paao bhag jao!!!..
~ a fact 0f life ~ female's criteria for life partner . . . ...they expect their men to look like "mr. universe" and work like "ramu kaka. .
Patni maine tumhe bina dekhe shadi ki can you belive that pati aur meri himmat dekho ki maine tumko dekhne ke baad b tumse shadi ki
Ek admi ka hont jala huwa tha. kisi ne poocha kese jala? admi bola. wife ko chorne station gaya tha. khushi k mare train k enjine ko choom liya tha...
Bhagwan ne ek admi ki yadasht mita di phir ussse pucha:-kuch yaad hai tumhe? usne apni biwi ka naam bata diya. bhagwan:-formet karne k baad bhi virus nahi gaya.
The reason women love military men? it's not the uniform. they can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.
1 car ki nilami ho rhi thi 1lakh,2la,3la golu shocked-is khatare me aisa kya h seler-iske 10 acidnts hue h & hr bar sirf bv mari h golu:8 lakh.
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: your name? patient: santa. nurse: birthdate? patient : 01 feb nurse : married? patient : no, car accident
As per research a man speaks 25,000 words daily & a woman speaks 30,000 problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..
Biwiya aati hai heer ki tarah. lagti hai kheer ki tarah. phir chubhti hain teer ki tarah. aur aakhir mein halaat kar deti hai fakeer ki tarah...