There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous. few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..
Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo .all were missing d target ...suddenly he recvd a call from her ..hi wat r u doing ? he honestly rply missing u...
Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? to kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.
A woman came to police: - please, help. my husband is lost. here is his photo and special peculiarities... when you find him, tell him that my mother decided not to come! ...
Raju-tum mere sath naukar ki tarah behave karna chodho,warna? wife-warna kya? raju-mein do char ghar aur pakad lunga
Advocate:talak karvane k rs10,000 lagenge. husband:pagal ho kya?pandit ne rs 101 me shadi karvai thi. advocat:dekh liya na saste ka natija
Pharmacist to customer: to buy anti-depression pills sir, you need a proper prescription. simply showing a picture of your wife is not enough.
Wyf-tumne mujhe shadi se phle q nahi bataya k tumhari phle hi rani naam ki wyf he hus-maine bataya to tha k me tume rani ki tarah rakhunga..
Married life is so easy ..its just like walking in the park but the problem is the park is jurassic park !!!
Sadhu: we go yrs without verbal communication we call it maun vrat, man: we have the same experience, but we call it marriage....
''an intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another women....