Before marriage- roses are red, sky is blue,u r beautiful,i luv u aftr marriage: roses r dead,i have flu, dont get on my head, side ho tu.
Ramu: shaadi ko paribhashit karo? bholu: shaadi kapdon ko muft me dhone ka ek behad kharchila tarika hai
Whats the similarity between chewing gum & wife???? . . . both r sweet at the beginning & becomes tasteless shapeless in the end.
Couple had a fight in d nite next morning husband offer milk to his wife n wife says so sweet of u. husband says aj nagpanchmi h le nagin dhudh pi le
Why do most indian women pray god for the same husband in their next life?? . . . . . . . . . . . bcoz efforts taken to train them in this life shouldn't go waste!!
There was a discussion between love n arranged marriage which at last was concluded by comparing them waid a person who tries to commit suicide or is being murdered.
Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache pati sabit hote he mai unse puchna chahta hu ki hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hote hai
Son- papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain. papa- beta akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
What is the difference between a new husband & a new dog?"after a year the dog is still excited to see u."
Santa;begum k liye chapal lene gya dukandar-santa g size to batao? santa-yaar wo to mai bhool gaya hu aisa karo meri kamar pe nishan dekh lo.