Dr. apki bv sirf 5 ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry". husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge…..
Lady at police stn: plz find my husbnd, i'l die witout him! police: wah! itna pyar? lady: no, he is the only who earns, cooks, washes cloths & cleans d house
Man: after 70 yrs u still address ur wife as darling, love, honey. what's the secret? old man: her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago and i'm scared to ask her wat it is?
Sonu-tujhe sharam nai aati tu apni biwi k 7 kapde dho raha tha monu-is me sharam ki kya baat hai.. ..wo b to roti pakane me meri help krti hai
Santa: marriage is a lot like going to restaurant. u order what u want. and when u see what d other fellow has, u wish u had asked 4 that instead.
Journalist: tell me major, did you ever fall into d hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements? major: oh, yes, but i escaped when i got a divorce.
For all married friends----------wife calls mom:''he fought wid me again. i am coming to u.'' mom:''no darling, he needs to pay 4 his mistake, i am coming.'' ;)
How do you express two words, with exactly the opposite meanings, in a single sentence...? any guesses? no? say:"happily married"
"compromising" does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right, it only means that the safety of your head is much more than your ego !
"now i always watch my wedding video in reverse and i love the end when she takes the ring off,goes out, jumps in the car and heads back to her fathers home....
3 kinds of men in the world: some remain single & make wonders happen. some maintain girlfriends & see wonders happen. other get married & wonder what happened.