Bv_ne pati k gale me bahein daal kar kaha= kaisi lag rahi hu mai? pati=bilkul waisi jaise bhagwan shankar k gale me naag latka ho..
Biwi ney apney shohar ko khoob maara . shohar rota aur aahain bharta hua keh raha tha: jo bhi karwa raha hai america karwa raha hai....
Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu, teri kripa se kumbh k mele mai bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai, kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao!
Aadmi jyotish se meri shaadi q nahi ho rahi..? jyotish: ab qudrat ne teri qismat mein dukh nahi likhy to mein kiya karun...
Bunty film dekhne jane se pehle apni biwi ko 1 paan kharid kar deta he. biwi: apne liye b kharidlo. bunty:mai paan ke bina b chup rehsakta hu
Nikah k bad dulha: fees? molvi: bv ki khubsurti k mutabiq dedo dulha ne 10 rupay de diye achank hawa se lrki ka ghunghat uth gya molvi: baqaya to lelo bhai
Aik aadmi ki biwi sey sawal kia geya key aapko konsi book sab sey ziada pasand hai? biwi: apney husband ki cheque book….
Things in boys room b4 marrge perfumes, luv lettrs, gifts, f'shp bands, cards, snaps after marriage- painkillers, loan papers unpaid bills.
It is well known saying that- `jo hase,unke ghar base.` but the question is` ghar basne ke bad kitne hase!`
A girl asked her friend why are you wearing a wedding ring in the wrong finger? the other answered to show other that i was married to the wrong person.'
Son - dad why doesn't the law permit us to have more than one wife..? dad - when you get married son, u will realize that the law is on our side