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Patni-agar me ghum ho jau to tum kya karoge.... ('.') >) (> _/ /_ pati- its the time to disco. kaun dhundega tujhko, kabhi na mile tu mujhko...
Pati patni ki zabardast ladai ke bad patni bhagwan se boli "agar ye galat he to inhe uthalo aur agar me galat hu to mujhe vidhwa bana do".
Sher ki shaadi thi, baraat me sab shero ke beech ek dogi naach raha tha! us se pucha-"aap yahaa kaise?? to dogi bola-'shaadi se pehle ham bhi sher the'!
A faithful husband is one who..... always thinks of his wife while sleeping with other women. rather than thinking of other women while sleeping wtih his wife.
Chintu:papa what's the difference between mother's tears & wife's tears ? father : mother's tears affect ur heart & wife's tears affect ur pocket.
Pati-malum hota hai ki daraaz me koi khane ki chiz hai.. patni-aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendal hai.
Pati bola patni se-raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi..patni-to ? pati- mai 2 shadiya aur kar sakta hu.patni- sonch lo, dropadi ke 5 pati the...?
Man to a friend:i gifted my wife a diamond necklace and she didn't speak to me for a month friend:why?thats very foolish of her man:well that was the deal.
Man was complaining 2 a frnd i'd it all money, a beautiful house, a big car, d luv of a prety gal thn its all gone frnd: wht hapend? man: my wife found out :)
Onelinerz: + when i met my wife i knew she was 'miss right.!' i didnt know that her first name was 'always' :)