Sadhu: we go years without verbal communication, we call it "maun-vrat". man: we have the same experience, but we call it marriage.
In most cases, marriage is the only union that can't be organized. both sides think they're...... the management!
You cheat god thousands of times but god is so kind that he does not punish you each time. he just gets you married once.
A man's silence can break a woman's heart into pieces. while a woman's silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!
What most women want is just you; after you have taken her to the jeweller's and an overseas holiday!