3 men are arguing about "when life begins?" 1st: at the time of conception 2nd: at the time of birth 3rd: when wife and children go for a vacation!
Which is the most dangerous alphabet? 'w' bcoz all worries start with 'w'. who, why, what, when, which, whom, where, war, wine, whisky, women & finally above all, wife!
The secrets of a happy marriage: open tools; go to internet options; clear history; delete files; delete cookies.
Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife... . .. ... if somebody else describes her to you.
Son-in-law to his father-in-law: dear dad, i deeply regret taking petrol car in dowry, please take ur daughter or the car back. can't afford both! regards
A son asked his mother, "why are wedding dresses white?" she replied, "it shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure." then the son went and asked the same question to his father. "all household appliances come in white," said his father.
Son: mummy, do all fairy tales begin with 'once upon a time?' mummy: no sometimes they start with, 'darling, i have to work a little late at the office tonight!'
Chess says everything about men & women. the king has to take one step at a time, while the queen can do whatever she feels like...
Spouse: someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you'd stayed single!