Life is a paradox: what u want u don't get(luv); what u get, u don't enjoy(marriage); what u enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend): what is permanent is boring(wife)!
One day god erased a husband's memory & asked, "do u remember anyone now? the husband told his wife's name. god smiled and said, "the virus has not gone even after formatting".
Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. but push the wrong button and you're disconnected.
A chinese'll have a wife and a girlfriend and he'll love his wife more. a black'll have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and he'll love his 1st wife more. a white'll have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and he'll love his girlfriends more. an indian'll have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends and he'll still love his mommy more.
People say marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour and taste to life. personally, i believe paani puri does a better job.
If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. if you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.
There's a strain of virus deadlier than h1n1. it afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high b.p and fits of rage. there's no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. it's called b1w1(wife).