So many options: poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose marriage, slow and sure!
Man: is there any way 4 long life? dr: get married. man: will it help? dr: no, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!
Marriage is like a public toilet those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.
Marriage age 18. drinking age 25. can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of marriage?
Wives often wonder why men drink so much! well the answer is simple. if you're not going to make an effort to improve your appearance, someone has to!
Married life is so easy. it's just like a walk in the park. but the problem is: . .. ... that the park is jurassic!
Women's logic: if he is not on facebook; he must be with that bitch! . .. if he is on fb; he must be chatting with that bitch!
Two theories to argue with wife : 1. if she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet. 2. if she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!
A lot of men & women would rather stay single because they're tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere so he made a mother. then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.