Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? it's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Man: is there any way for long life? dr: get married. man: will it help? dr: no, but the thought of long life will never come.
Yeah, my husband and i just split up. i finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. i'm a virgo and he's an a@@hole.
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. as soon as i got a wife, i lost my balance at the bank.
If you never want to see a man again, say: i love you, i want to marry you, i want to have children - they leave skid marks.
A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it's sad that law allows only one wife.
Two men r talking. 1st: i got married coz i was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: amazing, i just got divorced for the very same reasons!
True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. do u want a proof? check out your marriage album. u'll find that all ur friends standing behind u
While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife's hips meet each other more often than lips....
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? he's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Friend: how's ur sex life? man: as usual, monday to friday. friend: what about the weekends? man: weekends? oh! that time i'm at home, relaxing with my wife !