Bliss to fill your souls peace to fill your spirits, joys to fill the home you'll share these are the wishes for u with care love to fill your hearts, as your happy married life together starts.
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both !!! (:
Printing on wedding cards should be made compulsory like on cigarette boxes statutory warning “marriage is injurious to your financial & mental health”.
Ye roz roz ke bahane achche nahi lagte, chehere se ab aap bache nahi lagte, khuda kare is saal aye baraat aap ki, kyunki ab aap single acche nahi lagte.
Suicide tips 4 boys:- 1-take big rope tie it around ur neck & hang ur self... 2-slow death; take a small rope tie it on a girls neck andmarry.
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. they got married and now he is going thru hell.
Prospective husband: do you have a book called 'man, the master of women'? salesgirl: the fiction department is on the other side, sir.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. there is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it
Different phases of a man: after engagement: superman after marriage: gentleman after 10 years: watchman after 20 years: doberman
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
It is difficult to understand god. he makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives !