There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. now my parents have one more reason to coax me hitched too. congratulations.
I cancelled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that i could make it to your wedding. after all, free food and booze was just too lucrative to give up. congratulations.
Some people say that a wedding is symbolic of a guy’s transition into becoming a man. i say it is symbolic of the end of a fun bachelor life and the beginning of a boring married life. either way, wish you all the best.
Your wedding wows are actually an unsaid contract in which you agree to be tied down to your spouse all your life. congratulations.
Knowing the entrepreneurial couple that you are, i was wondering if you could give me some insider tips so i can place my bets on how long you both will last? congratulations for getting hitched.
Congratulations you just paid for a whole bunch of your friends and family to have the biggest party of their lives.
On your wedding day today, you have now become two from one. does that mean i will get two birthday gifts from you both every year?
After your wedding, your relationship status on facebook will change from single to married while your real life’s status will change from being available to being always busy. congratulations.
Wedding one of the biggest expense of your life which marks the beginning of many more expenses including shopping, gifts, day care, schooling for children and possibly even alimony. good luck to you.
As you walk down the aisle, don’t be nervous before saying ‘i do’ because you don’t have a choice anyways. good luck and congratulations.
As you become husband and wife, prepare to welcome a lot of strife. each others faults you will point out, you will fight and argue without a doubt. don’t even bother trying to find a solution, this is marriage life’s toughest institution. congratulations.
Getting married is like being in drama school. you get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. congratulations.