Now that you are married, you must master the art of saying yes when you actually want to say no. congratulations.
Your match wasn’t made in heaven. it was made in my bedroom that you two used so often. congratulations to my best friends for getting married.
I don’t mean to be the party pooper but i must warn you to gear up to live a life in which you will have to do all the things that you never dreamt of doing sharing the tv remote, cleaning the house, putting your towel for a wash and asking for permission before going out. congratulations.
Do you know what late nights, parties and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? you won’t be able to do any of those from now on. congratulations for your wedding.
A couple’s life cycle consists of various stages including dating, loving, marrying, fighting, threatening and possibly even divorcing. congratulations for reaching step number three.
No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. congratulations anyway.
In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. but your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. good luck for your tight rope act.
Congratulations for signing up for marriage the most amazing way how love fuelled cuddles morph into anger fuelled arguments.
Marriage is the juncture where spending time with friends morphs from being a reality into being a wishful dream.
Your wife complements you perfectly. she shadows all your flaws and accentuates your qualities. now we know why you decided to get married. congratulations.