Logic Graffiti Messages

It's not the bullet that kills you, It's the hole!

Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button.

If tennis players get tennis elbow and squash players get squash knees, do gynaecologists get tunnel vision?

Reincarnation is making a comeback!

Few things are more expensive than a girl who is free for the evening.

Why is that a nose runs and feet smell?

In Japan, balanced Diet means a hung parliament.

If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?

What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon?

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

I went into the changing room several times, but it was still the same.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in...