If the dog puts on weight, it means the owner is lazy.
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass. ~ Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
Tips- Wages we pay to other people's hired help.
Why it is called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
When we first met, she and I were the same age.
I believe that dust protects furniture.
I've got a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.
If you hold in a burp does it eventually become a fart?
If a boy is a lad and he has a step father, is the boy a step ladder?