Plastic surgery: Go ahead and pick your nose.
A speech is like a bicycle wheel - the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.
Cripple jokes are mean, I can't stand them.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
If those NASA scientists are so smart, why do they all count backwards?
Support your local Search and Rescue Unit... get lost!
On the other hand, you'll have probably have 5 fingers.
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Speaking your mind ISN'T the same thing as using it!
A handkerchief should be called 'Cold' storage.
Undertakers are nice - they're the last to let people down.
If all is not lost, where is it?