What's the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe? a tragedy is a ship full of bankers going down in a storm; a catastrophe is when they can all swim!
Dance like no one is watching but text and email... like it will be read in court some day. ~ your lawyer
A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. the email reads: suit is ready, trial on monday!v
Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society?
Q: what's wrong with "lawyer jokes"? a: lawyers don't think they're funny; and nobody else thinks they're jokes.