What's the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe? A tragedy is a ship full of bankers going down in a storm; a catastrophe is when they can all swim!
Q: What's wrong with "Lawyer Jokes"? A: Lawyers don't think they're funny; and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
Have you heard they're using lawyers instead of rats in laboratories these days? There are three reasons for this: 1. Lawyers reproduce faster. 2. The scientists don't get attached to the lawyers. 3. A lawyer will do things a rat wouldn't even consider.
And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan".
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
The first time in the legal history, not only the plaintiff but defendant and even a judge has to come to court with 'clean hands'! #covid19 #coronavirus