What is a contingent fee? a contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing. if the lawyer does win it, you get nothing!
Once a judge hired a cab and told the driver to take him to the "courts of justice." "where are they?" asked the driver. "you mean you don't know where the law courts are?" asked the judge incredulously. "oh! the law courts," replied the driver. "you said, the courts of justice!"
The new amendments to motor vehicle act impose heavy penalty for violating traffic rules. lekin mujhe kya, main toh lawyer hoon!
A man in an interrogation room says "i'm not saying a word without my lawyer present." "you are the lawyer." said the policeman. "exactly, so where's my present?" replied the lawyer!
In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant: "you didn't bring your lawyer today?" defendant: no, your honour. i've decided to tell the truth!