Yeh sms jin khubsurat logo ko milta hai, woh 5 sec baad behosh ho jate hain, 1 2 3 4 5 nhi behosh hue na, khubsusat hote to behosh hote na.
Loha lohe ko kaat'ta he hira hire ko kaat'ta he aap ko bhi ek din kutta kaatega qki.. kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he b positive yaar...
Teacher: tumhaare papa kya karte hai? golu: sir wo roz gaaliya khaate hai. teacher: kya matlab? golu: ji wo customer care excutive hai. :p
Meri baat gaur se suno .zindgi me kabhi bhi .. dettol se mat nahana . . . . . . . . dettol kitaanuo ko maar deta hai. or hum apko khona nahi chahte.!.!
''tum kuttay thay kuttay ho aur kuttay hii rahoge tumhare bache bhi kuttay aur aane wali saato'n naslai'n kuttay hii rahenge '' kutya ne kuttay se kaha aur maike chali gayi . . . ;->
Ek ladki apne boyfriend ke saath car mein long drive pe ja rahi thi, achaanak raaste mein ladki boli. ladki: ?suno, kya tum ek hath se car chala sakte ho?? ladka man hi man khush hota hua bola: ?haan, kyu nahi? ladki muskura kar boli: ?to phir doosre hath se apni naak saaf kar lo please, chuha latka hua hai.
Boy ki engagement 1 bohut khubsurat ladki se fix hui? woh dono pure din rat whatsap se baat kiya karte rehte the. akhir vo raat aahi gaii.. ush raat ladka, ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola.. tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho? tumhe kya gift karu.. ladki sharmati hui boli?. ?do aap taa dill tale?.?. moral: kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha, bus dekh liya whats aap ka natija. .. :shock: :
Mere sms k charche hone lage, log mere diwane hone lage, khushnasib hai aap jo apko mila, jise na mile wo mobile patak k rone lage hai.
Guru-kamine dost se bach k raho boy-par kamine dost ka pata kaise chalega guru-sare dosto ko msg karo, jo reply na de samajh lo wahi kamina hai. sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho.
God to pappu: "beta kya chahiye.?" , pappu: " ek job, ek badi si gadi aur usme dher sari ladkiya..!! " , , god : " tathastu...!!" , , aur aaj,bhagwan ki kripa se,pappu ek . . . . . . girls' school me bus driver hai...!!