Namaskar! yeh hamari faltu sms sewa he. isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein. is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya. ab aap apna kaam kariye?.
1 sardar pani p raha tha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ab kya sardar pani bhi nahi p sakta ???iss main bhi joke chahiye tum logo ko ???
10 pyarbhare sms: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. kuch nazar aaya? nahi? pyar andha hota hai pagal. nazar nahi aata.
Zalil hone ka sub se aasan tarika...! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . zalil hone ka kitna shok hai k tarika dhonda jaraha hai...!!
Ye badal ye bijli sirf aap k liye, ye hawa ye mausam sirf ap k liye, 8 mahine nahaye nahi, ab 4 mahine ki ye baarish... sirf aap k liye!
Virane me diya jalane se kiya hoga .. bujhi hui raakh mai aag jalane se kiya hoga.. aapko qabz hai isilye pressure nahi aata .. ab bewajah zor lagane se kiya hoga...
Tum sa koi pyara koi masoom nahi hai. (./) /.".) "^----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) / / kiya cheez ho tum khud tumhain maloom nahi hai.
Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - aap to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
Yaar mujhe ek call kro plz,.. koi khas kaam to nhi hai, actually meri mummy tum se baat krna chahti hain, unko yaqeen nhi ho rha k bandar bhi batein krte hain..
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi, roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi, tumahare cell me light hamare sms se hoti hai battery se nahi.
Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha, ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha. ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko, kabhi har sms ka jawab aata tha...
Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar a dost . . . . . . . . tujhe dekh kar to kisi ki bhi hansi nikal sakti hai...