Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs you after all!
“wat is mobile?” . . . ? ? r u luking 4 answer? ye haath me kya lauda pakda hai? kaise kCaAise namune uparwale ne banaaye hai?
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. not every monkey can read sms but hey you just did it! enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. promise me u will not look into mirror, coz i dont wanna loose you!
Bahut dino se apne dosto ko bhule huye the.. aaj, star gold pe namak haram dekhi to sab ke sab yaad aa gaye..!!
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. december ki wo yaden mujhe lota do, wo bhegi bhegi ratain, wo haseen lamhaat, jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker, ankhon me ankhain dalkar, jub tum ne.. kaha! aande lee loo, garam aande.
Dil nay kaha chalo sms kero socha”dil tou pagal hai” phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! wo konsa “normal” hai.
Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha. moral: ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!
Apke pas dimagh hy. chalta nahi wo alag baat hy. ap smart hain. koi manta nahi wo alag bat hy. aap ameer hain. lakin kanjus hain. wo alag baat hy. ap hen sharif. lgte nahi, wo alag baat hy.
Pyar ko mat chupao, usay zarorut hay jatanay ki apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki, ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.
Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai, sanse aksar tham jati hai, bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro, jab girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!
Meaning of pyar jujtjmj wtjgptjtku jnktjtktmgmjt . . nahi padha ja raha na? forward kar de patthar dil tu kya jaane pyar ki bhasha.