Film mein kaam karoge? roll sirf itna hai ke 1 ladki aap ko 1 kamre mein le jaigi aur aur aap ko goli maar degi. film ka naam hai: band kamre mein kutte ki maut.
I like grapes bcoz its boneless. and i like u bcoz… u r brainless ha..ha..ha.. felt bad? cum‘on friend, its just a . . . . . fact.
Scientific question for u.. how does blood reach ur brain,,.. simple.. direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.. ha ha ha
A man is waiting for women mother for children. business man for customer farmers for crops. one monkey is waiting to read my sms…ha ha ha…….
Sleeping duration for women 5 hrs for men 6 hrs for children 7 hrs for monkey 8 hrs hello my dear u r 8 hrs is over get up
Life’s like a movie! if u r sad- drama, if u r afraid- suspense, if u r angry- action, if u look in mirror- comedy! . . now u r smiling! that’s- horror!! ;-)
Think u r sitting in front of computer, what will computer think…? . . . . ‘intel inside…, ‘mental outside..
Why do u think i sms u ? is it because i care ? or i miss u ? or i love u ? or i need you ? no ! it’s b’coz… i need a person for just time pass….
1 day a donkey looked in2 the mirror and said, “oh my ugly face, big nose” & killed himself. promise me you will not look in2 the mirror, bcoz i don’t wanna loose you!
U have to do 2 things early in the morning… 1st. pray to god so that u can live…. 2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
2 devils came in 2 my dreams. they said we want 2 disturb sum nice persons. i suggest them yr name. they said we can’t disturb our bosses.
Your network tariff has changed! call charges r now calculated according 2 brain size. the smaller the cheaper! congrats you can make free calls!