Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
You=lovely you=perfect you=beautiful you=amazing you=sweet you=cute you=genius you=fantastic you=fabulous me=liar
In 3 ways u can break d mirror… 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw the mirror on d floor. 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
Question: why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? answer: for the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
Most people have 5 senses. some people have 6 senses. but u r blessed with 7 senses. an extra sense is non sense
Teacher : u failure ! at ur age bill gates stood first in the class student : mind u, sir, but at ur age hitler committed suicide
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, but i can’t send you all of them, it will take a lot of time, so i’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “you are so beautiful”
When somebody who is deeply in love with you tells that you are cute, beautiful, & angelic, i agree. that’s true, believe me, i swear because love is definitely blind
God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Where r u? u r u not replying? i m worried coz today’s paper i read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. so if u r safe, sms me immediately.
Someone.. misses u.. needs u.. worries about u lonely without u guess who? the monkey in … the zoo ..