I saw u on the road that day u were looking so fine ur face so divine ur walk so perfect my heart started to sing a sweet song??????. who let the dogs out
T h e p r o b a b i l i t y o f s o m e o n e w a t c h i n g ~ y o u i s p r o p o t i o n a l - t o t h e s t u p i d i t y o f ur “a c t i o n”
This is not fair! how could u do this? didn’t expect this from you! got a whole channel on ur name and didn’t te|l even me? “animal planet”
A baby monkey asks his father, father why r we so ugly? the father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
What is a difference between a kiss, a car and a monkey? a kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is u dear.
Do u know that your smile takes 1000 people to death ? save the world……… so plz start brushing regularly
What is the similar between “baygon -spray” & “body-spray”? if you use baygon spray you will die & if you don’t use body spray others will
Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read sms! now don’t change ur finger!
Flowers dies stories ends songs fades memories r forgotten all things comes 2 end but people like u always remain 4ever b’coz ghosts never die!
Galileo : great mind. einstein : genius mind. newton : extra-ordinary mind. bill gates : brilliant mind. you : never mind.
I’m proud that ur my friend coz ur 20% perfect, 20% attractive, 20% great, 20% amazing, 20% lovable, in short ur 100% mad!!
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words